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  • Posted on 5th 10月 at 9:45 PM, with 476 リアクション

    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    Hey yo Tony where’d you get that fresh pepperoni
    Your toppings are ill but your cheese is hole-y
    Only order one slice when you’re feeling lonely
    Cos the sausage tastes like stale bologna 
    Still better than nothin’, you’re feelin’ alright
    You know my girl eats her pizza with a diet sprite
    Order garlic knots, and she’ll stay the night
    Getting crazy with the spinach when my pie is white
    In France they eat pizza like ‘oh mon dieu
    C’est la plus belle pizza que j’ai jamais vu 
    La fromage est frais, c’est vraiment mieux
    Que le dernier film de Gérard Depardieu*
    Yo fuck that I don’t eat my pizza with brie
    Or escargot
    Or du confit 
    A hot slice in my hands, no cutlery 
    At the P-I-Z-Z-A party
    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    Man if you don’t know by now, don’t bother to question
    Cos I’m too damn stoned and I lost my direction
    Wait a minute [what up] 
    I got a make a correction
    I’m at the pizza party, and I’m eatin’ hearty
    It could be mighty meaty or with havari 
    Man I don’t want no ziti or chicken parm
    I’m-a heat up this slice like Don Giovanni 
    Cold pizza in the morning never did no harm
    For that hangover son, it works like a charm
    So if it ain’t in a box, it ain’t on my table
    I can say it in German as best as I’m able 

    'Lass’ uns gemütlich zusammensitzen'**
    Let’s get together for some good pizza eatin’
    And you can leave your wallet cos I am treatin’
    But B-Y-O-B, cos man, I ain’t treatin’
    At the P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    Now here is a story that must be told
    About two hot pizzas that got mad cold
    Cos I don’t eat Foges, I won’t touch Elio’s
    Wacker than a girl who says ‘what the dealio’
    It’s not delivery, it’s L’Homme Run
    So don’t touch my plate ‘til I’m done
    I move oregano by the ton 
    Cos you know the factory is number one
    Now the year’s ’94 and my trunk is closed
    In my rearview mirror, motherfucking Domino’s
    I’m just drivin’, within the legal limit
    Pizza boy gotta move two pies in twenty minutes
    I try to pull over, but not in time
    I get hit from the back, but I’m still fine
    Pizza boy was bleedin’ – shard of glass in his head
    I straight jacked his pizzas and left him for dead
    —clatter, voices—
    [what….whaaaaat]
    How’m I supposed to cut with this plastic cutlery
    Pizza supreme and you know I got the dream 
    Like the breadsticks and the way you lick your lips
    When I say consumption now I don’t want to eat later
    When I say destruction now I don’t want no peace, hater
    Madame ?
    I want to wrap you up in, carnal embrace
    Let’s face the fact, it’s true, I’ve got no romantic garden
    Call me rather render cinderblock shit how hard 
    And then compassion how
    I work for passion now
    Today you know my face but tomorrow I’ll displace
    Into a more socially accepted workplace
    Color sublimation, let Freud take vacation
    And then bring him back, smokin’ fat Haitians 
    Sit him on my couch, prop him so he don’t slouch 
    Alienated man, stand don’t crouch
    And then ask ‘biiitch, why the fuuuck
    Are you such a pessimist’
    That’s the real opiate 
    —rewind—
    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone 
    P-I-Z-Z-A-P-AR-T-Y
    If you got a blunt then we can get high
    If you wanna come then pick up the phone
    Don’t get caught with a wack calzone

    * Translation: In France they eat pizza like ‘oh my god/This is the best piece of pizza I’ve ever seen/The cheese is fresh, it’s much better/Than the last film by Gérard Depardieu.

    **Let us sit together

    I know I’ve seen this around tumblr SOMEWHERE, but I’m bothered by the lack of French correctness.heh♥

    EDIT:AND NOW, WITH CORRECT GERMAN! Courtesy of the amazing vivacasablancas!

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